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you
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stealing lying wrecks sorry Nelson I
must show her Majesty something
important what can I say that's what you
get when you're top dog Oh Rex you are
encouraged in my day there was more to
being top dog than nothing and fluffing
oh really Nelson did I tell you about
the time I discovered the fire at
Windsor Castle and led the royal family
to safety
only about 300 times selfless acts of
courage that's what it means to be top
dog yes we all know you're a hero Nelson
but could you ever do this I do what I
can
dogs today you don't appreciate how
lucky you are you know I'm so popular
Her Majesty is putting my picture on a
mug
and best of all on the side of the Royal
train very alright everyone tails up
wrinkles a state visit you beam in the
brandy again Margaret let's go hold on
we'd have not been sent for yet when
you're at the top dog you know you're
wanting maybe we should all go
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the
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my fault wasn't us it's them here we are
this little place you got here Liz it's
so how do you say understated boy that
Corky is ugly but it's nipped prettier
bottoms pretty the poor chap who ends up
with that creature notice thank you an
oil painting yourself Nelson an honor to
meet you ma'am
royal self cheesesteak is this
delightful little Muppets and that's the
first lady ma'am no I mean our theses
are very beautiful pet dog meets your
majesty originally from Ziggler she's
delightful we're going to find a mate
for her only problem is sourcing the
right dog we want only the best the very
best she might like one of mine the
match could help the cement our special
relationship wonderful idea
alright then Mitzi grab some puppy we
got a girl too boring hood beg your
pardon hmm you're cute fluffy yo I think
she has eye on this one
Oh Rexy you lucky boy we found you a
girlfriend I don't suppose we can have a
recap what can I say apparently you're
the chosen one I don't want to end up
with her she's terrifying
you said it Charlie Wow
fool that hurts yeah comes the pride
consider suicide what if I say I'm not
interested I don't think she'll take no
for an answer eggs there's got to be a
not so cocky now are we coming on Rex
your lady's waiting top dog daddy's got
to go for a big meal with her Elizabeth
so you feel good girl won't you and if
that little doggy upsets you and you
come running to Daddy okay princess do
come along Donald let's leave these two
lovebirds to get acquainted hmm
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what are you waiting for
come and join me some other time maybe
let's get something in the diary some
reason left me no other choice
what no don't you understand
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hmm I didn't know you Brits were into
brandy look at our union that's way Roxy
it could be the merger of a century I
mean that consolidation of two very
powerful brand it could be huge 9c we
are made for each other you are
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well selfie cheesesteak
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what qualities does the president have
that first attracted you to him well
he's nice head of hair and he's very big
hands does not hurt to you that I don't
like raw food you called these
authorities human oh sorry
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hmmm foots here beg your pardon
tell me mr. president what do you think
of our English it's fantastic
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I believe this is yours
your majesty you are very much in the
doghouse Rex
naughty naughty this room
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you okay Riggs I don't think I'm her
majesty's top dog anymore of course you
are
nothing would ever change that oh I
ruined everything
the president has cancelled his visit
and gone back to America but I know who
did not like the whole setup what did
you do to her
not her him that creatures a II know the
president the president what happened I
met the president in the unmentionables
I'm a disgrace to the royal family well
maybe in that case I should just leave
but where would you go no idea
hmm the boats house the Pope
I bet II love a couple of puppies
running around Vatican City what do you
think Riggs you know what Charlie I like
it Shh you do absolutely it'll be me and
you heading out on a wacky adventure to
the papal palace when do we go no time
like the present
his holiness here we come
I'm exciting
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blasted don't steal my slippers
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situation iceless
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we've got to make it to those bushes I'm
having the second thoughts Charlie it's
a bit nippy out here and you know it's
royal jelly for breakfast
can't we go tomorrow
like
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did you hear that lat what Serge
probably some foxes running around can't
see you think with this bloody hat
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now take off your collar but the Queen
gave me this when she made me top dog
exactly everyone will know who you are
we won't get five yards good thinking
the Pope's going to like you Charlie but
now how are we going to make it over
that wall oh I know a way Prince Philip
is having cable fitted come on
it's a bit tight but we can squeeze
through have you done it before Charlie
you never told me you went outside maybe
once or twice bit of fun you know you're
a dark horse slash dog there's a lot you
don't know about me Bix
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we are going to get comped
if we keep coming this way
well we've made it amazing we are still
in one piece where are we is this
Vatican City no safe James part is this
place are dead no just keep walking you
probably saw some peace they're
everywhere
do you mind if i whistle yes keep quiet
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don't like it out here
it's scary Oh harsh Rex stop acting like
an immature puppy Charlie I really do
want to go home
look I know I behaved like a spoiled
brat but we should have never left the
palace I'm afraid there's no going back
the Queen loves me really I know I
messed up I know I know I know but
she'll forgive me I'm sure it I am her
top dog not anymore
what are you talking about you had your
chance now it's my turn until you came
along charlie
have you lost your soul only pasta
goodbye top dog
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well this must be heaven
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no fight all looking good one can you
move stuff suppository and you should
fully recover well you were in perfect
condition my mom you're not her majesty
no collar no chip must be strike do not
get you found him Sanjay let me see if
we can find us but for him the kennel is
pretty full
good morning DJ do you have room for
another guess a corgi we don't get too
many of them around I wonder what
happened to impo knows more and more
irresponsible pet owners these days
that's for sure
okay I must be going see you later
ain't you been in here before
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yeah ladies let's find you a good
roommate some of the guys here can be
early I don't know what you're up to but
you've got to take me back to the palace
pronto my good man before my
disappearance becomes a national hotline
besides I've got a score to settle with
that rotten Charlie okay hey where are
we doing the exit is that way
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or you can kiss goodbye to an idle jerk
and she will look after ya I don't
belong in a cage
I'm the green Scogin this is Dominic if
the Queen finds out about this war
you're in big trouble keep the noise
down will you it's Sunday
and I'm having a lie-in excuse me do you
know who I am
mace that ring a bell chief he ain't got
a clue either for your information I'm
Rex the Queen's top dog oh yeah and I'm
Napoleon Emperor of France and this is
Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games
no really I'm from the palace we've got
a royal visit
you don't believe me do you you can call
yourself lady cougar if you want might
just know all I'm keeping all right why
you impertinent little street urchin the
names Jack and someone needs to fill you
in on the doghouse rules and that
someone is me rule one let sleeping dogs
die
rule 2 oh yes now have a dog's dinner
rule 3
there is no Fight Club what Fight Club
what Fight Club what is it there is no
Fight Club so why did you mention it I
didn't he said my club didn't he
see weirdo bro for skip the induction
chappy I'll be out of this hellhole
within the day rule 4 new camera skip on
the floor breakfast everyone whiskey
smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret
full English Wilson deviled kidneys for
Charlie of course and rolled oat cakes
topped with royal jelly for you Rex Rex
Rex
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sorry if I was a bit narky earlier I'm
not good first thing how you getting on
awful just awful Her Majesty should be
here by now
I am sure she has forgiven me cheer up
mate rule 5 all dogs I mean most dogs
get rehung in the first month cute
little fella like you it shouldn't take
long to taste our weekly public viewing
maybe you'll get lucky that said most of
us actually like it in here we'll get
nice sleeping quarters three meals a day
know what I mean
no I duped and I don't want to be re
honed I want to go back to bucking and
pee it's not helping some people but
tell me if you really are who you say
you are how did you end up here I messed
up really bad and I got betrayed by my
best friend I have heard that wonderful
bright chief mm-hmm this one hasn't
spoken since I got here is he still
water running deep or just still water
running it still don't protection
society saved him he had been starved by
his owners not all this spirit out of
him they did ghastly yeah but that's the
thing with us life is we all been
rejected sometime or ever
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poly have strange family dog kind to
kids carrying with cats and funny to
buddies or you need a reference from a
rabbit I will never be on the city
that's my guarantee
come on give us a world
Majesty here already
whoa skanky bring me back to Buckingham
Palace in the Bentley you rights royal
Regina hmm
that's no Queen let's unsure about that
Bell oh she's never going to come
oh don't pick him he don't know he's
fixed from his heels Oh decides he
doesn't want to go give us a break here
oh I did you guides me yes yes yes you
can't keep his eyes off me
this must be my lucky day what happen
again please I'm an easygoing dog just
got a bladder the size of a pea is old I
can't believe it oh it's so close and I
messed it up oh well pal I guess you
just like me and him
unwanted I am the Queen's top dog I am
nothing like you
Rexy come here boy mummy's got some
royal jelly for you Rex
oh for goodness sake
stop this nonsense Rex come out at once
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unfortunately no sideman keep searching
it can't have gone far here we go again
that smart is probably chasing some
rabbit around the park almost lunchtime
and I'm thirsty frogs
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Jovie
what have you thought Rex is good
blasted vermin
I'll get the shot down it's too late
Philip he's good Charlie Rex was your
best friend
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who's that that big fellow that's
Bernard st. Bernard Bernard is one of
the finest actors in the country career
was going great then the tummy trouble
kicked in you know I meant him oh this
is out I was the best sniffer dog in
Heathrow Airport until he got too good
never the name
no I meant him what is happening oh just
sit back and watch
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follow me hey that's great but question
if it's so easy to get out why don't you
all just run away he'd learned in the
winter it's freezing out there mate I'm
not afraid of a little cold
go right ahead be my guest you'll find
the exit that way I hope you know your
way around town it's a big in dangerous
place hmm
the Queen will come I'm sure where are
you going Jack fight up Oh didn't think
there was a Fight Club wait Jack
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to another night of fog clap the biggest
underground thought venue in the city of
London where only the brave die and the
strong survive so get ready to rumble
cuz we've got another great matchup for
you to know I lose mr. muscles tyson pit
bull terrier used to be a champion
fighting dog till he was impounded rule
6 never cross tyson alton on screen in
its box
he's up against rebel that tell burning
cross and no I'm offering to do one on
boxer no please smaller than this in
here we do it Tyson says he's top dog
when are you gonna come down in for big
dog like you but first the pre-match
entertainment give it up for the
wondrous wanderer
let's do all around I'm never in one
place i roam from down a town hiding a
big boy
and that's it
I
look at it pal she's Tyson's girl only
cuz she hasn't met me yet
tomato all the Sun set you big boy that
is
other squeeze and let you don't
rats you're drilling
stop settle down to this debate serene
good the girls boxer
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Koch's it's horrible it's just so
horrible to think of what the foxes did
to him we need to give him a proper
funeral what I'm afraid there's nothing
left to bury their even so I would do no
less for you Philip quite reassuring
indeed I wonder how did he get like this
she's a cage with a chihuahua you're
awake early Rex been up for hours
thinking about last night
don't worry lad the fights ain't that
bad not about the fight about Wanda
she's hot what my advice forget about
her wish I could but she's caught me
hook line and sinker you don't stand a
chance mate au contraire Mon Ami there's
nothing a lady likes more than refined
breeding
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don't you get me like that I try to tell
him
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Oh No he's nuts miss Fonda allow me to
introduce myself
the name is Rex Corgi of the most noble
provenance
forgive my important it man but I admit
to being rather seduced by your
exquisite canine charms why do I always
get the Nutter perhaps we could get
formally acquainted over breakfast I
wouldn't touch that if I was you
not exactly Michelin star is it but it's
as good as we're likely to get him this
time it sees you eating from his bowl
you're done come come my dear
you'll soon fall into line once he knows
I'm the Queen's top dog you really are
crazy aren't you only for you my darling
now sooner or later someone's going to
rescue me from this flea pit in our
waste you will win excuse me I'm talking
to the lady
no xenos
yes I'll whisk you away to a life of
fine dining velvet cushions and men in
powdered wigs preferring royal jelly for
- I said tootle off beefcake
or you'll get a severe tongue lashing No
Tyson don't in it's just a crazy
he ain't now dope he's a pussycat I told
you not to get involved with strange Rex
especially if they're going out with
Tyson you all saw what happened one does
stood up for me well sort of listen Rex
forget about her she is really hot but
she will be nothing but trouble what
went wrong I hit her with all my best
lines you need to walk it off dude if
you ever decide to do that again
remember one thing we don't know you all
right yes I got it thanks a lot but I
don't drink coffee
Rick's the Queen's top dog Eve was
telling the truth hey yeah we better go
Tyson is never far away
best of luck Rex be it losers you your
highness beg your pardon sorry about
earlier
Tyson gets very jealous he nearly broke
my back no we're here a bit further down
there yeah what about them oh that's the
spark you know I find you very
attractive Rex you've got noble bearing
strong teeth fluffy belly I try to look
after myself kind of dog a girl with
strife or really isn't it obvious I've
been crazy about you since I first saw
you at the Fight Club that's it you were
sitting on the right of the left right
your left
I couldn't take my eyes off you you're
the doc of my dreams Rex
now you've walked into my life and
turned it upside down
you did that to me Wanda literally is
that offer of Buckingham Palace still
available for you Wanda
anything you've made me so happy I want
to tell the world I wish you wouldn't
you know what Titans like Rex Rex hit it
fellas
and they called it puppy love
oh I guess they'll never know what if
Tyson sees us how we um heart really ve
care to dance my lady I'd prefer not to
how we really feel and I love the soul
no wonder we were destined to be
together
really mmm they cold
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just because we're in our TVs would you
prefer the wedding at st. Paul's or
Westminster Abbey told you to keep away
from me go I say back off I'm not quite
done here someone help me help me help
me please love this is not a fool he
just signed yourself up for Fight Club
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do you Rexy Oh cheer up oh yeah he was
only a bloody bow-wow - ah - Charlie how
would you like to be my new top dog
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where exactly are you taking me did a
laundry room so boxy doesn't take you to
the cleaner what do you mean it means
you gotta go learn the basics you'll
need all the help you can get butch his
record 76 pounds 75 knockouts will he
better get ready for his 76 they did
knock him out he knocked them out
he just suffered one defeat oh all right
then
so I still have a chance he lost against
Tyson oh he's going to kill me you might
get away with a light mining you gotta
take a chill pill man ease it down
perhaps I can be of some assistance I
used to do all my own stunts when I was
younger you need to learn how to roll
with the punches picture opening and
strike like a coiled Cobra besides you
do remember the old movie Rocky the
underdog won in the end rocky lost
Bernard rocky - consider yourself lucky
you've got the best coaching team around
I just want to survive okay
let's start with the basic fitness
routine jump in and show me you can run
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this is not going to work what if I give
him some acting lessons on how to play
dead we're gonna need a real plan B
Bernards follow me you better study
carefully the layout of this place boxer
is quite heavy like Bernard said pick
your opening and run and hide
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time for right stop it right there it's
the Queen's Corki I command you not to
open that door it's already open what's
wrong with you Oh let him be I'll take
it from here
he's got stage fright come on Rex I
can't bear the sight of blue blood don't
worry it will be over before you know it
mmm be strong Rex I believe in you
thanks Wanda
well look who's here I was starting to
think you would be a no-show ladies and
gents please give a warm welcome to our
Royal
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today's bread three-to-one the cookie
last sander of meaning go for it Rex
we're here for you I'm with your ex huh
Thanks boxer but you don't have to for
tonight my friends what do you say we
change the odds to 1601 for your
greatest pleasure civilized way to
settle bits you're dead looks like we're
about to lose another cellmate pal in
the red corner I'm fluffy to die
remember the plan Rex get out of the way
as fast as you can
this is going to be ugly got it your
boyfriend's bitten off more than he can
chew come on Tyson name being let's have
some fun I'll make it nice ence
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it's gone mad I can't watch this
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you're gonna pay for that wonder what's
going on out there get back in your
cages
you're dead Wanda
and stay low charges game to watch Wanda
are you okay I am for now thanks for
saving my life that was very brave of
you and very foolish you two better find
a way out of here
your days are numbered I'm telling you
easier said than done the way I see it
although you get picked up by a visitor
if your yards oh you bet that you wore
to help you out let you wha-wha
don't even think about it eavesdropping
again I heard a tool you said it first
jack never cross Tyson
rule five for you numero uno for me I'm
very rich which just hope some visitor
picks you up tomorrow I'm staying
Jack no need to put up a good stiff
upper lip and all you need to tuck tail
and get as far away from here as you can
no I do you can't keep running away from
bullies like Tyson and how do you
propose we deal with him hmm you have to
face reality if it weren't for Wanda
you'd be history by now but that's just
the point I couldn't have done it on my
own
united we stand divided we fall a real
battle isn't with Tyson it's fear we
conquer it we set ourselves free
Dever we can beat that tyrant Bravo so
you're in Oh No
but that was a great speech Oh fantastic
performance I have quite moved you've
really touched me tears and everything
you cry at the opening of a can of dog
food Bernard
besides that parallel local is going to
get us all killed for sure I told you
not to get involved with strange Rex
some friend you are
here we go viewing time
over here over here the Kogi no Jack
don't even mention it that's what
friends are for
I want that one mommy are you sure
sweetie
don't you want to look around first no
mommy please no wait I don't want to go
some dogs get over lack brakes
don't worry Wanda I'll come back and
save you I promise
do you want a hand dear
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you need some fresh air
Wanda over here now we've got a school
to set to destroy her we've got to do
something forget it guys this one's out
of our hands
Jack's right you'd better stay out of it
there's no stopping Tyson when he's mad
betray me for that pathetic Corgi
because I'm a sucker for a dog with
breeding you're gonna regret your
expensive tastes
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Ricks what are you doing here
are you nuts he's come back for his girl
house we know I'll come back for you
Tyson you're not a leader you're a bully
you don't earn respect you just instill
fear and you you've just earned the
right to a good beat that all you've got
we're in no rush here are we I'm gonna
show you who's the boss around here you
little wimp you actually thought someone
would want to follow and lose a lot you
who would ever be crazy enough to do
that I would yeah well I'll deal with
you later
anyone else me seriously what have I got
to do with this
damnit alright there's a saying goes
united we stand
I second that and I can sense you're
damn right just go easy on the face you
have anger management issues anyone else
got something aside now take the lottery
on oh oh that's magical that is the
biggest sissy in here Psalter mail box
ABBA
you're on your own Tyson alright how do
it more self on going to Eden childrenís
bring it on
Tyson he can talk come on big guy let's
see what you got now
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[Applause]
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remember what I said about setting
ourselves free here we go again no more
speeches I actually found a way out of
here let's go
you know Rex I don't want to be back on
the streets chief it's not so bad in
here
we're Tyson out this place is going to
be cool it's very cold outside believe
it or not I hate winters Wanda never
thought you'd Alice
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can you believe this charlie
rex is barely gone and they're already
eliminating all traces of him like he
was never here you better lay low Nelson
they might put you away too
you're quite an old relic you know how
dare you
here we are home sweet home after you
believe we got here so looks like a
mongrel and a stray Corgi think they
belong in the palace sorry you two your
type ain't welcome here now there you go
oh wait my good man
I can explain you see and Queens Corgi
and this is overspray it's like they
didn't recognize you
what now we'll sneak back in I know a
way
hold on now I know there was a hole in
this wall right here that's how we
escaped well it's gone so what do we do
I don't know any other way in I've got
an idea
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can't keep up you're running too fast
for me right then wait for me here what
I did the green is waiting it's your
coronation for goodness sake you don't
want to be late ha she'll fool once I'm
the new top dog there will be some
changes around here first I shall levy a
50% dinner tax I say don't you think
that's a bit stiff we hope second I wish
to be referred to at all times as my
lord except on informal occasions when
you may call me my leash yes
sadly when I pass by I require you to
avert your eyes sort of like this do I
make myself clear here's my ugly I did
not quite hear that to go on yes my
leash is my lovely very well in that
case you may be excused
well I prepare myself for the coronation
Charlie's mad as a hatter makes one miss
dear old rags correct
Wanda Rex I've got a surprise for you
wait I have some big news to share
it seems I'm dead are you talking about
see right there my own funeral ah the
Queen yes and the cross below it's me
and that would explain why nobody came
looking for you precisely Charlie had
the whole thing figured out and now he's
going to become top dog oh no he's not
he isn't
no if we can help it we hi kids
surprise Jack rule seven Wanda does not
take no for an answer
united we stand to see you guys how
exactly did you manage to get them out
of the pound you don't want to know
maybe not but I like the way you think
let's move out Bernard has a great idea
to get us into the palace
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where is that plastic dog hurry him
along a little will you
[Laughter]
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[Applause]
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who's the Queen's top dog that would be
me
it is I've arrived right on time
to prevent the Queen from making a very
bad mistake live how could you betray me
you were my best friend Charlie cause
we're friends Riggs they were not you
pushed me off the bridge how absurd you
slipped and fell really Charlie meet
Wanda charmed I'm sure
I'll show you there was no foul play the
proof is in the closet what proof I know
what happened Charlie I was there
remember
just open the door you'll see out of it
no wonder this could be a trick 4x you
survived the ice show me how you deal
with fire
now forgive me I've got a golden collar
to receive taro
oh there you are I'm this way or
expected
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what's happening
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I'm getting you out of here but what
about you it's too heavy for two what
someone amazing
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following the passing of my dear dear
Rexy
[Laughter]
perhaps I should have take him a little
nap earlier
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it is beholden upon me to be queen with
the golden color to his based fear where
is the golden color
hey guys wander
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I didn't know she could fly what are you
doing up there trying to say what did
you say ketchup when she go hello you
vanished right into thin air
whoa that was pretty cool you're not
fooling around
if we don't get in there Rex will be
burned to a crisp dudes we gotta save
Rex
I once played a scene where I rushed
into a burning building
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I'll get this move out of the way
I can't see a thing me neither wet Wanda
we need to bow this buyer now Jack you
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al Bernard come with me
how are you gonna get the hose out nice
work chief
yes that's it perfect a holder tight
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women show you how it's done
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what are you waiting for
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[Applause]
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does anyone see Rex
look at this place
there is no way he made it Rex
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he's nowhere in sight I heard something
what was that come down what are you
doing
oh sweet you guys deal with this
situation I'll be right back
I've got something to take care of
and so on this most wonderful coronation
day we mark a new chapter a new
beginning
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come on push
higher
oh-ho ouch that hurts
but at least we have you back I have
your color Wanda well well look at this
sorry bunch of one of these oh I can see
you trashed this room pretty good us
wrecks you bad guys it's so great to see
you what exactly is going on here
Charlie seems Charlie here wants to be
top dog so bad he'd risk burning down
the whole palace for it you did this
Charlie this is our home stay out of it
you two I'm going to settle this once
and for all then you're a lot dumber
than you look mate you hoped I wouldn't
drown when you pushed me off that bridge
true or maybe you thought I'd end up in
some gutter homeless and unwanted no no
I did think you'd drown oh we could
always make them arrangements for you
you know with you there chief
in any event I'm about to be top dog and
my word is golden so to speak no you're
not charlie I say once top dog always
top dog why should he be the Queen's top
Corgi I've served her majesty well and I
have seniority I'm entitled enough of
your blabbering you tried and you failed
no Wanda I thought this is what you want
it I don't understand all you've ever
talked about was being top dog not
anymore
if Charlie wants it that bad let him
have it all I care about is being your
top dog
your top
would you like a good love scene that's
what I call real class act you don't
mean this do you I do
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my goodness what in the world happened
here
Oh missed you very much yeah
this room is gonna need some freshening
up that's where you've been looking for
you've got good taste Rexy love moves us
all in mysterious ways
isn't that right Phillip what oh yes
very mysterious indeed joyful regard
just get rid of all these dogs knots
won't be necessary it's high time we had
some new blood in the palace sure why
not this is a big place I thought you
had eyes only for bogies one is never
too old to change if you say sir but who
is going to be top dog then well it's
pretty obvious to me that Rex's already
made that call after all love and royal
duties can make for difficult burden
feathers it won't brother well for us
it didn't need air yes my dear we are
old school
well come along then the lot of you
could use a bit of freshly now
afterwards we shall have a wonderful
dinner exciting that's what you got
happy ending so are you gonna let
Shirley your back just like that
oh he's not off the hook he has no idea
what he's got himself into believe
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after you milady Rex
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schwa just keep in mind that being top
dog means you'll have a huge set of
responsibilities that's what you get
when you're top dog
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